Iya

my life etc xx

what

today i have eaten: fruit pastilles, mackeral with rice, maltesers, a toffee crisp, an ENTIRE pizza, THREE TRIFLES. YES THREE. and i’m STILL hungry. like really hungry. 

i have serious issues.

drunk

on the one hand, i’ve just been to my 9am. on the other hand, there is a HIGH chance i am still drunk from last night.

i just tried to pay for a bottle of water with united arab emirates money. i do not know why i have united arab emirates money.

i found a chocolate bar in my bag, toffee crisp. i don’t know why i have that either, but i’m just going to embrace it. YUM.

xxxxxxx

oh

I’ve done a lot of stupid things in my life.. but dropping my bag onto the train track has got to be right up there.

jrul

A library that’s open 24 hours but the cafe only opens at 9am? What kind of facist regime is this?

NOBODY needs coffee at 9am. That’s a normal time to be awake! PEOPLE NEED COFFEE AT 6AM. THEY NEED IT.

nearly just quacked on the phone to the chinese because they didn’t understand me saying I wanted duck. thankfully they got it just in time.

akinator

its IMPOSSIBLE to outsmart akinator

i’ve been trying to (procrastinating) and i was even thinking about my academic advisor and it LITERALLY said “your academic advisor”!!!

how does it KNOW.

also

so I casually bought an ipod touch yeah. it is quite good (slash really good!!) but why does it feel the need to autocorrect everything!! especially capitalising letters. I like a bit of lowercase chic. it’s more casual. it kinda gives a chill vibe y’know.

also it autocorrected “i’m havin” to “I’m Gavin” and well that was just a bit silly really.